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Ahh!

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- Simon!
- Darling.

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You're finally here.

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I've been looking forward to this weekend
for so long.

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Me too.

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Oh, and I got you a gift.

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I had a feeling
you were gonna get me that,

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so I got you somewhere to put it.

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- Oh, Walty.
- Oh!

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Yes, unwrap me!

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I adore making love in a bubble bath.

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- It's so dirty.
- And yet so clean.

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Oh, Simon!

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I can't believe we're having sex
everywhere but your bedroom.

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Ooh, let's do it
in the shared laundry room next.

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Uh, hey, are you wearing my sweater?

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You're not supposed to leave
your laundry unattended.

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I can't believe
we've been making love for 48 hours.

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I can't believe
you can Postmates a chocolate fountain.

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Yeah, it's very romantic. And convenient.

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Hey, Walter,
what's going on in that noggin?

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It's just the weekend's almost over,
and long distance is so hard.

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I... I wish you didn't have to go.

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- Well, what if I didn't?
- What do you mean?

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Well, humans in New Zealand
have socialized sex,

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so Hormone Monsters
are basically redundant.

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- Really?
- And I could use a change of scenery.

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- So you'd move here?
- Yeah.

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- Relocate?
- Gladly.

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Change your address to my address?

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Why not? Who wouldn't want
to feel this happy all the time?

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Holy shit! I've wanted this for so long.

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We're gonna be a real couple,

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like Mickey the Mouse
and Minnie the Mouse.

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Now, baby, let's go back
to the laundry room and get goofy.

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Oh, Simon.

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Ohh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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<i>♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
- ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A-ha
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
- ♪ A-ha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's like I'm powerful
With a little bit of tender ♪</i>

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<i>♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mess me up, yeah
But no one does it better ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's nothing better ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪</i>

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Paul, we are killing it.

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I've got a new hubby,
and you've got a new hobby.

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Yeah, I even got it
over the net this time.

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And the teacher
seemed less mad at me, right?

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And I'm <i>loving </i>your hairy legs
in these itty-bitty tennis shorts.

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Yeah, I-I think
they're the little alligator brand.

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Aww!

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Those are from CVS and that is a snail.

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But go off, honey.

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Oh!

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She's good.

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Hmm.

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- Paul! Paul!
- Oh.

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- Paul?
- Paul!

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My name is Paul.

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I feel kinda weird.
Like I drank soda too fast.

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It's called getting horny.

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Maury? Is that you?

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Paul, you old scamp,
I haven't seen you in forever.

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How are we fucking Evelyn tonight?

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For the love of God, Maury,
read your client's files.

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Evelyn passed away last year.

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- Yikes. My condolences.
- Ugh.

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But, uh, congrats on being horny.

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That's nice. That's good for you, right?
It's good to... It's fun to be hard.

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Oh, I guess I am rather aroused.
Is... Is that okay?

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It is most certainly not okay.

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Yeah, that's right.
Your wife's corpse is still warm.

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Oh God.

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And your wrinkly old balls
are dripping out of your snail shorts.

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Oh, come on!

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What? His whole situation
looks like a sad turkey.

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Hey, just because he's old and gross,
doesn't mean he can't be horny.

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- Uh, thank you?
- And what are you even doing here?

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I'm his protégé.

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Yes, they're shadowing me,
so that I might mold them in my image.

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- Eww!
- Montel is the clay and I, the potter.

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- Stop it, please.
- Everybody, shut it.

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Paul has grieved,
and now his penis is erect,

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so let's all work together to figure out
what to do with this boner, okay?

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He could stick it in the ground
with his dead wife.

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Oh, Montel,
you sure "served" him.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Well, the good news is
I'm not erect anymore.

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No, that's terrible news.

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We want you like the Saturday crossword.

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Always hard.

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- Ugh, troubled sigh.
- Something wrong, Emmy?

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Well, if you must know,
it's my client, Sarah.

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- She's totally ignoring me.
- Well, I'm sure that brings her peace.

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Ever since I asked her about her mother,
she and Van have been shutting me out.

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And Van built a wall around her.

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A wall, wow. That's something
I wish my cubicle had.

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Pete, help me.

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Okay, I give up.
What's the deal with Sarah's mom?

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I don't know. I mean, she won't say.

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And I assume you already tried
the Memory Bank?

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No, I didn't try
the Memory Bank.

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Why are you mad at me?

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Because it's a good idea,
and I don't wanna do it.

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Ugh! Emmy! Now my outgoing
is mixed with my incoming.

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All right, time for my
three-o'clock yogurt,

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the bridge to dinner.

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Hold on now. My special yogurt,
it's not in its special place.

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How am I to get an old man hard
on an empty stomach?

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I'm telling you, Walter,
it's a good suggestion.

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I'm so sorry I'm late.

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I just got some very disturbing news
right before I walked in here.

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Uh-huh. Well, your child and Lionel
were just suggesting

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that maybe Paul should lop off his penis
and throw it into an incinerator.

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The incinerator was my idea.

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What? We're not gonna incinerate it.

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We're gonna take pictures of it.
Put it on the apps. Make it a star.

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Okay, I love where your head's at, Maury,

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but maybe instead of dick pics,
we try online dating?

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I think we're saying the same thing,
but sure, yeah.

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- Online dating?
- Paul's gonna get catfished.

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What if he ends up
in a shipping container with no kidneys?

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No, no, no, no, no.
He's gonna meet new people,

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and it'll be great.

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Yeah. He's gonna fuck new people,
and it'll be anal.

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It's not gonna be great or anal.

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- It's gonna be awkward.
- And terrifying.

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Also, his body is weird now.

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Indeed, nobody wants to fornicate
with a clammy old man.

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Wrong. Old people sex is the best.

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You already know what you're doing,

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and everyone's skin is so loose,
it's way easier to eat ass.

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No, thank you. I'll stick to my yogurt.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the clock.
Is that my yogurt?

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Well, it wasn't labeled, you see.
I assumed it was up for grabs.

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What? Nothing in an office fridge
is "up for grabs." That would be weird.

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Oh, relax, Mama Maury.

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- That's a weird thing to say.
- It's just a yogurt.

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What a weird fucking guy.

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All right,
we're all a little on edge here,

146
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but let's just calm down,

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do the online dating thing,
and never talk about yogurt again.

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It's actually quite delicious.

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- Here you go, Montel. Open wide.
- Mmm!

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Oh, boysenberry.

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Okay, I'm not gonna sit here
and watch you feed my child my yogurt.

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And you better believe
I'm gonna slam this door.

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Damn it, guys.

154
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Now I don't even remember
what we were talking about.

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Oh, Paul's old, weird body.

156
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Honey, I'm home.

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Oh my God,
I've always wanted to say that.

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And I've always wanted to hear it.

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Uh, Simon, honey, did you eat hot chili
out of my grandmother's china?

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Yes. It had paintings of trees on it,
and I could not resist.

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- Is that okay, baby?
- Oh, of course.

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It's just a bowl.

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An irreplaceable antique bowl
that I'm not obsessed with in any way.

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Marvelous.

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Now, let's have wet and wild sex
on your suede couch.

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Oh!

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Simon.

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Oh!

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Oh, sorry about my follicle leavings.

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It's, uh, my monthly pube shedding.

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Monthly? Oh dear,
and it got in the chocolate fountain.

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Oh, yeah, I guess a little bit did.

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Well, I just won't look at it.

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I have the best night planned for us.

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I picked up some Thai food,

176
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and <i>Bachelor in Paradise</i>
is about to start.

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00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:08,625
Ooh, I don't watch human television.

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Oh my God. Why?

179
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Well, I suppose because their shows
are utter garbage.

180
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- What?
- Uh, I just find them to be cringe.

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- Cringe?
- Cringe.

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- Cringe?
- Yeah, it's just cringe.

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- Does that mean you don't like it?
- Maybe you just record it.

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Mmm, but if I don't watch it live,
I can't participate in the group chat,

185
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and I'm really funny in there.

186
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But, baby, I put on my sexy T-shirt.

187
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It is your sexy T-shirt.
It says so right there.

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- Hey, now, what's going on in that noggin?
- Nothing.

189
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Nothing. Let's...

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...skip the show
and have soul-shattering sex again.

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Outstanding.

192
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Cassie fell off a boat?

193
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Shit. I got jokes for that.

194
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"Widowr."

195
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"The app for people of a certain age,
dating in their final stage of life."

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Oh, that's you! You're almost dead.

197
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,708
Indeed! Ha ha!

198
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,250
No, not "ha ha."
What's the first question, Paul?

199
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:07,666
Well, the thing wants to know
what's my best feature?

200
00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,041
Your high cholesterol?

201
00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,000
Your, uh, decomposing wife?

202
00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,416
No. It's your sweet hog. Your dong.

203
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,875
Your five-dollar footlong,

204
00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,375
packed with ham and turkey
and shaved-up lettuce.

205
00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:18,750
I'm sorry. What?

206
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:22,708
I'm hungry because someone stole
my three-o'clock yogurt.

207
00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:24,333
Wasn't labeled.

208
00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,375
All right, all right, all right.
How about this?

209
00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:32,083
"I'm a six-foot-tall man,
and I am looking for a lady."

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00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:34,083
Holy moly!

211
00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:36,333
- I already got a match!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

212
00:09:36,416 --> 00:09:38,541
- All right, Paulie! You got a date.
- Yes!

213
00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,666
It's so fuckin' easy for tall guys.

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Hi. Um...

215
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Welcome to the Memory Bank,
where you can always bank on us.

216
00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,041
Aw, that's cute. I need...

217
00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:51,041
Scan your badge. The memories
are through there. We close at six.

218
00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:54,500
Oh, well, actually,
I've never been here alone,

219
00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,916
so could you maybe find
the stuff I'm looking for,

220
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and I'll wait here
and play on my phone?

221
00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,203
Also, do you have a charger?

222
00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:05,250
Young lady, I am quite busy keeping track
of every memory in the history of forever.

223
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,166
But do...

224
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:10,250
Simply say the memory you're looking for,
and walk through a door.

225
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:13,375
If you're not a complete imbecile,
it should be there.

226
00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:16,916
Okay, um... Sarah's past. Woo!

227
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,583
Oh, stop that. Just open it.

228
00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:21,666
All right, all right.

229
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,958
Yeah, I hope it isn't weird that I used
to fuck a lot of these dogs.

230
00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:28,583
Damn, this one's way too recent. Um...

231
00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:30,958
Younger Sarah!

232
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,250
Oh, good. I had to pee anyway.

233
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,708
Yeah, my favorite classic rock band
is Vampire Weekend.

234
00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:40,708
Aw, look at you,
in your cute little emo phase.

235
00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:42,875
But I need to see you with your mom.

236
00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:45,583
Sarah's mom memories!

237
00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:49,000
Ooh, fun! Spin cycle.

238
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,875
Whoa!

239
00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:53,666
What the fuck? Where am I?

240
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:54,916
Um...

241
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,458
Sarah's mom big fight.

242
00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:57,708
Hmm.

243
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,416
Um, mom plus bitch plus Sarah?

244
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,875
Ugh!

245
00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:05,833
Mr. Memory Banker, sir?
Your bank sucks dick.

246
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:09,000
My bank most certainly
does not "suck dick."

247
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,666
Oh my God. Can you feel this?

248
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,666
Ohh, my face! My brain!

249
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,666
Oh, shit! I-I'm so sorry.

250
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,500
- I'm fine. It's hologram humor.
- Oh.

251
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:18,458
L-O-L.

252
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,750
What do you need?

253
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:23,875
There's a glitch. I-I keep asking
for memories about Sarah's mom,

254
00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,750
but all I get is this empty void.

255
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:29,291
That means the memories are buried.
You'll need to dig.

256
00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:32,333
Oh, so, like, manual labor?

257
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,583
Get on with it, we close at six.

258
00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:35,666
Come on!

259
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,083
I mean, my arms are pretty,

260
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,583
but I'll tell you,
there's no muscles in there.

261
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,291
Ugh!

262
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,708
There's pubies in my Tumi.

263
00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:47,333
Oh yeah. Pretty exciting
about you and Simon Sex.

264
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:50,416
Yeah, he's a real catch
and a thorough lover.

265
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,958
You must be very excited.

266
00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:54,875
Yes, of course. So excited.

267
00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:58,666
But if I'm being honest,
having Simon in my space all the time

268
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,958
is a little different
than him just visiting.

269
00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,208
- Hello, love.
- Oh! Simon!

270
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:06,375
My boo. Yay!

271
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,916
Well, I just finished my interview
with Grace.

272
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000
And I'm gonna be honest. I nailed it.

273
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,500
Right. The office transfer.

274
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:17,125
You know, when it goes through,
we'll be eating lunch together every day.

275
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,708
Yes...
...because in addition to living together,

276
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:22,041
we will also be working together.

277
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,208
Spending every waking moment together.

278
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:27,250
Like Gilligan,
and his husband, Mr. Skipper.

279
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,791
We can even carpool. Just us two.

280
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,958
Simon and Walter. Walter and Simon.

281
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:34,375
Together forever, no interruptions.

282
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,958
Hey, Walter,
what's going on in that noggin?

283
00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:39,916
I, uh... Hoo, it's suddenly
very hot in here.

284
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,666
Walter, baby.

285
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,583
- You okay?
- Yeah, what's going on in that noggin?

286
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:47,583
- What the fuck?
- Looks like you need a bubble bath.

287
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,458
Ahh! I... I gotta go.

288
00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,309
- Ah!
- What's going on in that noggin?

289
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,750
What's going on in that noggin?

290
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,083
- Ahh!
- What's going on in that noggin?

291
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,625
Stop it, all of you! Leave me alone!

292
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:04,291
- Die! Die! Die! Die!
- What's going on in that noggin?

293
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:05,458
Die!

294
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:08,916
Darling, you've completely destroyed
your luxury lunch bag.

295
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,500
- What's going on in that noggin?
- Nothing. Just blowing off some steam.

296
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,208
You know me. I love to stab to relax.

297
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:20,125
Same. The blade in your hand
is so soothing.

298
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,708
Yeah, stabbing's nice.

299
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:24,958
- Hello, Maurice.
- What the hell do you two want?

300
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:28,416
Montel explained
that consuming unlabeled food

301
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,833
is bad fridge etiquette,

302
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,416
so I got you these yogurts
to replace the one I ate.

303
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,583
No! Fuck off!
Those aren't even the right ones.

304
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:41,083
Come on, now.
I want my daddy and my idol to get along.

305
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,958
Whoa, whoa, I thought he was your mentor.
Idol seems much bigger than mentor.

306
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,458
I mean, well, what do you call
someone you worship

307
00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:50,041
and ultimately wanna be exactly like?

308
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,875
Me. You should wanna be like me.

309
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,583
Well, it seems Montel has spoken.

310
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:59,541
I am their idol, and they want you
and their idol, which is me, to get along.

311
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,875
- So what do you say?
- I say...

312
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,916
Fuck your yogurt, shitty wizard bitch.

313
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,125
Very mature, Dad.

314
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:09,625
- Now, Maury...
- Don't "Now, Maury" me.

315
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,833
He thinks I want
his stupid apology yogurt?

316
00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:15,000
Is it possible
this isn't about the yogurt at all,

317
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,625
but really about Lionel
stealing your child?

318
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:21,000
You sound so fucking stupid
right now, Connie.

319
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:21,916
Okay.

320
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,833
This is about my yogurt,

321
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:27,625
and giving an old man
a big fat bone-dog, okay?

322
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,375
Fucking Lionel!

323
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:32,083
Yes, Simon, you can adjust the thermostat.

324
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,041
Sixty-nine degrees is fine.

325
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,416
Yes, I get it.

326
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,333
- I, uh, I gotta go.
<i>- Walter, my l...</i>

327
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:40,166
Hey, Grace, what's up?

328
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,083
I'm here for Simon's recommendation
for his transfer.

329
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,833
But if it's a bad time,
we still have to do it.

330
00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,666
Yes, of course. His transfer.

331
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,041
This is really just a formality,

332
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,333
so just give me your A-okay,
and I'll stamp the paperwork.

333
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:56,041
My A-okay?

334
00:14:56,125 --> 00:15:00,250
We'll be together always. Cringe.
At home and at work. Cringe.

335
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,791
Your days of reality television
are over. Cringe.

336
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,333
Cringe! Cringe!

337
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,500
He's an embezzler.

338
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,625
An embezzler?

339
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:13,250
Yes. A thief. A stealer. He steals.
Company money specifically.

340
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,601
- And then he hides it.
- Really?

341
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,541
In his defense,
it is to pay for needle drugs.

342
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,458
Jesus!

343
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:22,583
- So, do you need anything else?
- No, I don't think so.

344
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:25,791
Well, arson too, if you need it.

345
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,791
Jesus, Sarah,

346
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:31,916
why'd you bury these memories so deep?

347
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,291
Ooh!

348
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:37,083
Me thinks
me found me buried treasure.

349
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,000
Wait, wait, wait! Whoa.

350
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,083
Make a wish.

351
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,250
Oh! That must be the mom.

352
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,958
Shh. Don't tell your dad.

353
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,166
Best mom ever.

354
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,916
- Where do I look? Cheese.
- Mom, no, just smile.

355
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:53,916
We look ridiculous.

356
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
What's Sarah's problem with her?

357
00:15:56,083 --> 00:16:00,958
The doctor says, with chemo and radiation,
I should make a full recovery.

358
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,041
Okay. Promise?

359
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,833
Hun, we gotta trust the doctor.

360
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,500
She's right.
I've got a good feeling about this.

361
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,333
Oh no. I kinda don't.

362
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,000
<i>Yeah, we're gonna try
another kind of chemo,</i>

363
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,500
<i>and they feel really hopeful about it.</i>

364
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,083
Well, that's... that's good.

365
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,125
And I'm sorry work's been so crazy,

366
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,458
but I'm... I'm gonna take the train up
and I'm... I'll see you soon, okay?

367
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:21,458
I-I promise.

368
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:23,000
Fuck work, see her now.

369
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,875
I just, uh... I don't wanna see my mom
in a hospital bed.

370
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:29,125
No, no, you have to go in.

371
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,208
Like with the tubes and everything.

372
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,416
Hey, she wouldn't want you
to see her like that.

373
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,583
Yeah, it's okay.
She'll be home in a couple of weeks.

374
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:36,666
No, Sarah.

375
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,791
Exactly. You don't have to put yourself
through that right now.

376
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,666
- You'll see her when she's home.
- Wait. Don't leave!

377
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,458
Hey, Dad.

378
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:47,166
Um, yeah, can I call you back?

379
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:51,041
What? No. No, no, no, that's not possible.

380
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,333
No, she was supposed
to come home next week.

381
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,666
- Fuck.
- No, no, no, no, no.

382
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,375
No. What are you talking about?

383
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,458
Mmm.

384
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,583
I am so sorry, baby.

385
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,583
Whoa! Ow!

386
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,083
Oh my God, Sarah.

387
00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:10,000
You never got to say goodbye.

388
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,708
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Why am I so nervous?

389
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,875
It's just eating dinner.
I do this every night.

390
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,791
Yeah, but it's not every night
you have Sexy Stranger for dessert.

391
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,750
Paul, I don't want to alarm you,
but if you get another boner in here,

392
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,458
you will get MeToo'd,

393
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,625
and you're too old to start jail.

394
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:33,083
Oh my God, you're right.
I-I don't think I can do this.

395
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,708
Nor should you. Don't you agree, Evelyn?

396
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:38,666
Who, me?
His dead wife who he forgot?

397
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,791
I'd rather he not have gross sex
with a stranger.

398
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,458
Paul, don't listen to them. I...

399
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,301
I know that kid.
That's... That's not Evelyn.

400
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,833
Uh, Walter, what do you think?

401
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:52,250
Um, well, I think sometimes it's
completely okay to bail on a situation,

402
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,666
even if you have to make up
outrageous lies to, um, do so.

403
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,958
- Yeah. You're right. I should bail.
- Let's bail.

404
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,625
Bailing feels good right now. Let's go.

405
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,583
- Paul? Is that you?
- Oh, shit!

406
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,125
- She's here! She's here!
- Um...

407
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,625
- Deb?
- Were you just leaving?

408
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:10,583
No, no, I-I was just stretching my back.

409
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:11,958
Okay.

410
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,375
I should probably stretch my back too.

411
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,125
Oh, wait. I'm dead.

412
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:19,833
- Uh, hey, guys.
- Oh, hi, Emmy.

413
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:22,166
Are you here
for some more true-love bullshit?

414
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:27,000
No, uh, actually,
I-I just came to say I understand.

415
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:30,291
Sarah, I dug a hole in your brain,
and I get it now.

416
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,625
- What are you talking about?
- I found out about your mom.

417
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:36,166
- Ugh.
- That must've been so horrible.

418
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,000
Of course it was horrible.
She was my best friend.

419
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:42,375
No, don't listen to her, Sarah.
She's just trying to make you feel shitty.

420
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,250
- You know what? Let's just get outta here.
- Wait, no!

421
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,083
I-I'm just trying to help.

422
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,416
- Hi. I'm Paul.
- Well, hi.

423
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,250
- Welcome to dinner.
- Nice to vigorously shake your hand.

424
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:56,083
Ooh! A handshake, the doorknob to sex.

425
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,541
Please rest your thighs.

426
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,500
Yeah, sure.
That's how humans talk.

427
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,541
Okay, okay. A little host, I see.

428
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:08,166
So, you are a woman
in the world.

429
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:11,125
This date is bad.
You're a bad dater, Paul.

430
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,625
Shit. Maybe...
Maybe we should've rehearsed this?

431
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:17,250
I am a woman in the world,
and you're a man,

432
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:21,041
but that's about all I know
since your profile was so mysterious.

433
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:25,083
Ooh, you're a mystery, Paul.
Tell her your balls are a clue.

434
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:28,208
Don't talk about your balls.
Ball talk is a one-way ticket to jail.

435
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,791
Okay, everyone quiet!

436
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,791
I'm sorry.
I'm a little nervous.

437
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,125
I-I don't really know what to say.

438
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,916
This is my, uh, first first date
in 40 years.

439
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,791
- Oh, Big Daddy Paul, I get it.
- Wait. You do?

440
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,291
- Of course.
- Really?

441
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,916
I was so nervous on my first first date,

442
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,666
I ended up showing the guy pictures
from my husband Robert's funeral.

443
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,791
That's a relief!

444
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,000
You know,
I've actually been trying really hard

445
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:57,875
not to say my dead wife's name
since you got here.

446
00:19:57,958 --> 00:20:01,291
- Paul, you wanna say it real quick?
- I do. It's Evelyn. Thank you.

447
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,041
Feels good, huh?

448
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,416
Okay, this is actually very sweet.

449
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:09,375
Now, order the meatballs,
so you can see how wide her mouth goes.

450
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,125
Sarah, please stop.

451
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,041
I... I know you're sad about your mom.

452
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,166
Shut up!

453
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,375
What the fuck?
You're throwing rocks at me now?

454
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,708
You're so immature.

455
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:19,833
Just go away.

456
00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:22,166
No, Sarah needs me.
She needs her Lovebug.

457
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,375
- Ugh. Move!
- No!

458
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,375
- Move!
- No!

459
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:25,625
- Sarah!
- Tell her to stop.

460
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,750
No, tell <i>her </i>to stop.

461
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,541
What the fuck?

462
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,875
To Robert and Evelyn.
May they not smite us from heaven.

463
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:37,476
Evelyn might be, but Robert?
I don't know if Robert's in heaven.

464
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:39,916
- Dad?
- Sarah.

465
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
- Wait.
- Sweetie.

466
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,291
That's her dad?

467
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:46,041
Yeah.
His dead wife is her dead mom.

468
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,125
Does nobody read the files?

469
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,958
Hi. What... What, uh...
What are you doing here?

470
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,125
What am <i>I </i>doing here?
What are <i>you </i>doing here?

471
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,333
Uh, well, I'm kind of, uh, on... on a date.

472
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:59,125
Oh, a date! Cool.

473
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,958
Yeah, this is Deb.
Uh, I met her on the Internet.

474
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:06,083
- Well, that's fucking gross.
- Oh, no she didn't!

475
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,958
I actually think she did.

476
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,250
I'm sorry, Internet lady.

477
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:12,000
I'm sure you're probably... very nice,

478
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,541
but, Dad, how could you do this to Mom?

479
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,416
- Sarah.
- I thought your wife was dead.

480
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,291
She is, right? I've been duped before,
I will not be duped again.

481
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,833
I'm sorry, Deb. I... I gotta handle this.

482
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,333
Yeah, sure.

483
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,458
Your profile didn't say
you had kids either.

484
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:29,833
- I can't believe... I can't believe him.
- Sarah, please stop.

485
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:33,208
Ple... Honey, it was never my intention
to hurt you.

486
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:36,708
Hurt? I'm not hurt, Dad. I'm pissed.
Mom just died.

487
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,541
Oh, sweetie, it's been almost a year.

488
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,000
And I miss her every day.

489
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,666
- I miss you too.
- Don't do that.

490
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,250
Now I call you and text you all the time,
but you never respond.

491
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,333
And, you know, I get it. I get it.

492
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,458
You feel bad about everything with Mom.

493
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:53,416
Please, just stop.

494
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,875
No, no, your mom knew
you wanted to be there, kiddo.

495
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:59,000
I don't wanna talk about it, okay?

496
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,208
So good for you. You're moving on.

497
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,000
Have fun with your sexy new life.

498
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,083
- Uh, no. Sarah, please.
- Bye, Dad.

499
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:07,708
- Nice work, Sarah.
- What? No, it wasn't.

500
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,333
Hey, Paul.

501
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:11,583
This is a lot for a first date,

502
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,875
so I gots to go,
and we gots to go Dutch.

503
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,250
Uh, yeah, yeah, okay. Sure.

504
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,173
Ain't no man
just gonna leave me with the bill.

505
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,666
Nuh-uh, not this time.
I joke, but I don't play.

506
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,125
Not me, Mr. Tall Tennis Man.

507
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:27,750
Sarah, go back and talk to him.
He's your dad. He loves you.

508
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,166
Don't listen to her.

509
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:32,791
She was wrong about Ben,
she snuck her way into your memories...

510
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:35,833
Only because you guys
wouldn't tell me about her mom.

511
00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,375
Stop talking about her.

512
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,041
See? She's a shitty Lovebug.

513
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,958
Okay, yeah,
I am a shitty Lovebug sometimes.

514
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:46,416
But I am good enough to know
that you really loved your mom.

515
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,166
- Jesus! She did it again.
- Sarah, please.

516
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,333
Just stay away from me, Emmy.
Okay? I'm done.

517
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:52,916
Done? What does that mean?

518
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,750
It means you're fired.

519
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:58,291
- What? You can't do that.
- Honey, I think she just did.

520
00:22:58,375 --> 00:22:59,666
But you need me.

521
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:03,291
Oh, everything's a mess!

522
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:07,083
This is what happens
when you let people get too close.

523
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,250
- Uh...
- Sorry.

524
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,250
I'm going through
some personal stuff.

525
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,833
- Maurice?
- Oh, hello, Lionel.

526
00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:16,833
What are you doing in my office?

527
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:20,708
I realize I may have overreacted
a little bit about the yogurt.

528
00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:24,208
- Yeah, I'll say.
- And while you may be Montel's mentor...

529
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,875
- Idol. Thank you.
- Whatever.

530
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:30,041
I will always be their father,
and you cannot take that away from me.

531
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:31,583
Yes, well, if you say so.

532
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:34,625
- And so, I am sorry.
- Oh!

533
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,958
Well, that's very, uh...
that's very mature of you, Maurice.

534
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,875
Yes, well, I'm very mature.

535
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:42,833
And now, out of respect,
I shall back out of your office,

536
00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:45,916
never showing my rear,
clenching ever so tightly.

537
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,333
Uh, hang on, Maurice.

538
00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:50,250
One of my Nazi dildos seems to be missing.

539
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,333
Oh?

540
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:54,750
Yes, Adolf Tickler, I believe.
Di... Did you...

541
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:58,250
What? Steal your favorite dildo
and stick it up my ass?

542
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,166
Yes.

543
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,375
And then offer you a fake apology
with said dildo still in my ass?

544
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,666
- Precisely.
- And then, what?

545
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:08,666
Uh, proceed to walk out ass-backwards,
leaving you none the wiser?

546
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,708
I am the wiser.
You obviously did all of that.

547
00:24:11,791 --> 00:24:15,125
Anyway, it's getting late,
so toodle-oo. Gotta go.

548
00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:16,583
Oh, very good.

549
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:20,416
Maurice, those are purely decorative,
for display only!

550
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,000
It's worth nothing now.

551
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:27,166
Honey... I'm home.

552
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,666
- Walter, we need to talk.
- Oh, um, okay.

553
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:34,000
So I just spoke with Grace,
and, apparently,

554
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,958
you gave me a very weird recommendation.

555
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:40,125
What? No. You are so random.

556
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,000
Now, I may be cuckoo bananas,

557
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,791
but it seems like
you don't really want me here.

558
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,000
Oh, sweetie, that's not it.

559
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:51,541
It's just that I worry
if you stay, I'm going to kill you.

560
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:55,708
Okay, but I don't wanna be with someone
who wants to murder me.

561
00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:58,958
Not again, at least.
It's a very stressful kink.

562
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,708
Well, if it helps,
I don't <i>want </i>to kill you.

563
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:05,916
But having you all up in my space
makes me, uh... cringe?

564
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,083
Am I using it right?

565
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:08,333
- You're not.
- Shit.

566
00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:11,916
I'm just confused, Walter, because
I thought this was what you wanted.

567
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,541
I thought so too.

568
00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:17,833
I guess it's easier for me
to do intimacy 48 hours at a time.

569
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:22,208
You gotta let people in, Walter.
And not just on the weekends.

570
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:26,750
I know, but, for now, can we just go back
to the way things were?

571
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,708
I'm sorry. I can't.

572
00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:32,125
I only go backwards
if I'm hiding a dildo up my ass.

573
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:34,125
Yeah. That makes sense.

574
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,958
And again, I'm sorry about all the pubies.

575
00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:39,000
I'm not used to cleaning up after myself.

576
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,958
- Usually my butler does all that.
- I'm sorry. Your butler?

577
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,791
Oh, Walter, it's number eight,
my favorite chopper.

578
00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:46,625
My pilot is so nice.

579
00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:48,541
Your pilot? Hold up.

580
00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:50,333
Wait, wait, wait. You rich?

581
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:53,041
I'm gonna miss that noggin!

582
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:55,708
Damn, I fucked up. He rich!

583
00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,708
<i>♪ My booty worth a billion ♪</i>

584
00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,666
<i>♪ My kisses worth a million ♪</i>

585
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,375
<i>♪ My goodies worth a trillion ♪</i>

586
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,458
<i>♪ So, bitch, I'm rich forever! ♪</i>

587
00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:05,375
<i>♪ My booty is a Louis ♪</i>

588
00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:07,291
<i>♪ My coochie is a Gucci ♪</i>

589
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:09,000
<i>♪ My bawdy is so boujie ♪</i>

590
00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:11,375
<i>♪ So, bitch, I'm rich forever! ♪</i>

591
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:15,250
<i>♪ I ain't got no car
But, boy, I'll drive you crazy ♪</i>

592
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:19,125
<i>♪ I don't need your heart
Just keys to the Mercedes ♪</i>

593
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:22,916
<i>♪ I can't give you cash
Just ass pics on the daily ♪</i>

594
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,291
<i>♪ You just gotta ask
I'll be your sugar baby ♪</i>

595
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,291
<i>♪ These abs, they six figures ♪</i>

596
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:30,041
<i>♪ In </i>Forbes <i>for being fine ♪</i>

597
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:31,916
<i>♪ They say </i>"<i>twerk," I work, bitch ♪</i>

598
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,750
<i>♪ Like I signed a W-9 ♪</i>

599
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:37,583
<i>♪ Why would I cook in the kitchen
When my body's a whole meal? ♪</i>

600
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:40,916
<i>♪ And when they ask me for my number
I tell 'em... ♪</i>

601
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:45,516
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